All these people with suits in DC need to rethink comin’ home unless they can explain why we printed so much money to bail out Wall Street when Main Street is still hurting!

If you know the name of your Congressman I’ll give you 5% off labor – good for April 2012

Chatsworth Auto Repair
12345 Devonshire
 818-123-4561

I need someone to come in here and bring me up to code by the 1st of June or I’m outta business. Who writes these codes?
 

Charlie’s Tires
818-123-4561
Woodland Hills

My favorite rib placed closes early. The two guys he hired were stealing the meat of the freezer. And now he can only keep it open from 11-3pm I love Bill’s Ribs across the street from me. Bring in your napkin from Bill’s and I’ll check your trans’ for $10. Good 2012 March & April.

Canoga Transmission
12345 Sherman Way
Canoga Park 818-123-4561

I’m not worried about stocks - Mine’s all in silver & gold…it’s in my mouth. Come in– If you have AU or AG in your mouth I’ll give you 5% off labor for any job. Expires end of March
 

Chatsworth Mechanic
12345 Devonshire
 818-123-4561

So if California is broke why are some of the elite in Sacramento NOT TAKING A 10% PAY CUT. How about part time legislatures in Sacramento. I can tune up your car but someone needs to tune-up Sacramento!
 

Peppy Tune Up
12345 Devonshire in Chatsworth 818-123-4561

Teenagers with cars can neglect the maintenance in favor of peer expenses.

Come to my place & for the month of March ’12 on Saturdays AFTER 4pm- til 7pm $7.95 oil change for teenagers. One per customer.2012 March & April.

Mike the Mechanic
12345 Devonshire in Chatsworth 818-123-4651

There are three of us here: Jim, Jack, and Greg. We aim to please. The TV is on but the volume can be turned down. We have the best coffee in town – cause me make & drink it ourselves. It’s not a fancy mix but everyone asks to fill their cup, one for the road. Some customers bring us cookies and fruit they love our work so much.

Seen every Tyler Perry “Momma” movie. Kinda funny but it’s too close to home. We talk about movies here, talk about the news, and have CNN turned on in the shop. Talkin’ is good. An opinion is good too. 2012 Tuesday’s we have a special $2 a minute lube. Come try our QUALITY service and friendly atmosphere.

John’s Auto
818-123-4561 in Woodland Hills 12345 Ventura Blvd

Bill’s Custom Trim
12345 Devonshire in Chatsworth 818-123-4651

Only Oil & Lube
12345 Devonshire in Chatsworth 818-123-4651

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